Parliament of Fowls

A Song to Cry For From arctictern in The Dustbin of Life (50 minutes old)

I first heard this whilst driving round County Cavan alone and had to pull over. The endless grey pot holed tarmac couldn't do the song any justice at all so I stopped beside a reedy lough, nearby was… more

Someone called Foster has his picture taken in Walthamstow From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (54 minutes old)

Some of the poor children at Mission Grove School have recently been pestered by Mike Foster, an unremarkable politician currently taking on the guise of International Development Minister and in need… more

Playing Rapunzel at the Plough From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (1 hour old)

Playing Rapunzel comprise Mich Sampson and Marilisa Valtazanou. They will be playing at the Plough in Walthamstow at 8.00pm on Friday 13th November at a gig described as an Evening of Spooky Songs. (£… more

Repatriation From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (2 hours old)

Repatriation of Nicholas Webster-Smith, Darren Chant, Phillip Scott, James Major, Matthew Telford, and Steven Boote at Wootton Bassett, Wiltshire. … more

The Essex Police Tortoise Task Force From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (3 hours old)

In dramatic and no doubt exciting scenes of pro-active policing and daring-do not witnessed in this part of the world since, well, since as long as anyone can remember, the police in Essex mustered a … more

Donizeti, Haydn, Shostakovich and Sibelius From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (3 hours old)

Donizetti, Haydn, Shostakovitch and Sibelius are on offer for a tenner to those members of the public who do not qualify for a 'concession' on Thursday the 26 November 2009 at St Mary's Church. The do… more

Leading Politician Eats Kids! SHOCK. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 hours old)

An explosive DSS investigation has discovered no evidence to contradict claims that Speaker of the House John Bercow eats plump young children. The investigation follows Bercow’s headline-grabbin… more

George on Gordon From technomist in Armchair Revolutionaries (4 hours old)

Here's someone I haven't heard from for some time, commenting on Mr Brown. … more

No Surprise... From cassiefrappz in Little Miss Acid Drop (7 hours old)

Not surprisingly that waste of space that impersonates a builder has still not returned the form to the Federation of Master Builders. I hope his balls swell and explode, piece of smelly sh*t! Don't … more

Life Isn't Always Funny Is It? From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (7 hours old)

For a Friend. Life isn't always funny is it My emotions are bottled up inside me No one can feel, no one can see No one can comprehend How I feel, who I am How much I'm hurting, crying out f… more

Robert Auton - Last Impressions First From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (9 hours old)

There is a rather splendid website called Poem Hunter where people of a tearful and melancholic bent can go or even those who simply want a wry smile or a rhyme to flicker across their lips. On it … more

Going Batty For A BJ? From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (9 hours old)

Fancy a BJ? Not a blow job but a bat job. Bats are into oral sex it seems. According to natrualists who study bats for a living (well someone has to do it, more than two-thirds of female short-nosed (… more

Soon be home From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (9 hours old)

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Phone Sex-Error! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (10 hours old)

Terry Thomas, an unemployed milkman from Tonbridge, Kent, who dialled a Phone Sex line by mistake while attempting to call the Samaritans suicide helpline, made headlines today after his attempt to … more

Why Elderly Ladies Smell of Wee. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (11 hours old)

A two year study conducted by Scientists in Denmark has discovered the reason why many elderly women smell of urine. The men behind the medical breakthrough, Dr. H.Grettel and his colleague Prof… more

I had to laugh... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (12 hours old)

Rupert Murdoch is threatening to stop all his publications appearing in Google News. That will raise the quality of Google News. The bias in his rags does this Australian dinosaur no favours.… more

Strangeness on eBay From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (13 hours old)

I was about to list some of my old computer science books on eBay, but they wanted me to list them with free postage. I have asked for that in the Post Office before now, but they just laughed. Pre… more

Wilkinson's nearly ready From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (13 hours old)

I see that the hoardings in front of Wilkinson's new shop in the High Street have come down. They are not far off from opening by the looks of things - there was a cherry-picker in use yesterday after… more

A planet I visited today. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (15 hours old)

I'm building up to an intellectually stimulating post, by playing a little Spore in between putting stuff on eBay. As you may be able to see, I just terraformed this place to T1 for its inhabitant… more

I’L Shave My Pussy Shock! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (15 hours old)

Caernarfon in Gwynedd North Wales: A drunken prank went too far last night when cat owner Ruby Merrell, sick of her boyfriends pestering decided to shave her pussy, right their and then in front of … more

Clinical Depression and Pain From tel1342 ^Pro in Back Troubles (15 hours old)

Clinical Depression and Back Pain Depression is by far the most common emotion associated with chronic back pain. The type of depression that often accompanies chronic pain is referred to as majo… more

The Tufty Club From arctictern in The Dustbin of Life (1 day old)

I was in the Tufty club and the Bimbo blub, and have a Bimbo badge to prove it.I digress. This morning we scraped the ice off the windscreen for the first time since April.Then I went on my daily walk… more

Peddling Environmentalism From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (1 day old)

Freewheeler has been quoted in the Guardian looking forward to the Coming Of Miliband: "Apparently Ed Miliband is coming to Walthamstow this month, to lecture us all on climate change. I'm sort of… more

Evolution Classes In Junior School Could Be A Mistake From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (1 day old)

Following on from fatsally’s report a few weeks ago that the government planned to consult (cue portentous chords) “experts” about reforming the primary school curriculum we have now learned from our … more

Local Cinemas From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (1 day old)

Here is quite an interesting piece of footage from an unfinished documentary about cinemas in Waltham Forest. It includes footage of the now closed EMD Cinema on Hoe Street before its demise, the def… more

Crest - in memorium From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (1 day old)

I suppose it was because I had only recently written a post about RSM Darren Chant, but the window display at Crest really caught my eye this evening. The window to the left of the door now contain… more

Mug shot From Petewilko in Wilkos Blog (1 day old)

A man on the run from police sent a picture of himself to his local paper because he disliked the mugshot they had printed of him as part of a public appeal to track him down. South Wales Police had … more

Germany Celebrates Reunification! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Chancellor Angela Merkel — reunited Germany's first leader to grow up in the communist east started the day with President Horst Koehler and other leaders at a prayer service at a former East Berlin… more

Miliband in Walthamstow From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (1 day old)

The Labour Party has draughted in an Insider's Insider to Walthamstow to try and bolster its chances for the election next year and no doubt obtain a few photos of members of the out of touch elite ru… more

"I Did it For the 77 Virgins" From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

BBC London UK- In an extremely rare interview to be shown later this week on BBC2, Cat Stevens now known as Yusuf Islam, talked frankly about his past, his present, his future and his faith. Duri… more