And the saga, quite unexpectedly to me and my sixth sense, decides to continue.
George Osborne is the latest target, and the Times picks this one up and runs with it, with the Torygraph having gone back to its pre-expenses front-page format.
Flipping...heck.
And the outcome? A mini reading falls from the Dragon Tarot box.
III Swords, VIII Cups, IX Wands
All the usual suspects here - an embattled MP, a cruel blow to his lower body and - bob's your uncle - time to spend more time with the family, friends, and Oleg Deripaska's yacht (remember that?).
It's not the biggest story of the day but more will come out of this than it first feels, although I am getting that the impact is delayed until after Shahid Malik's case is finally sorted out.
