She is going to have to go before she takes Vulpes Vulpes down with her. Catching up with The Apprentice after Barcelona's stunning 2-0 defeat of Manchester United, and to be honest, the hat-trick needs to be wiping La Kirkbride off the map of Britain. What a 21 days it has been!
In other news, the aptly named Sir John Butterfill, MP for Bournemouth, has made a £600,000 profit after playing the property market and avoiding CGT, and Lynne Jones - a leftwinger, for Christ's sake - is under scrutiny for wallpaper and interior decorating.
For Kirkbride, The Hermit suggests she is now utterly isolated after her brother claimed on her expenses for adding an extra bedroom to her Bromsgrove mansion.
For Butterball, sorry, Butterfill, VI Swords, reversed, suggests that he had further ambitions which are now in abeyance after this scandal has laid him low.
And for Jones - VI Cups - which means that she might be spending more time with her furniture in future after she is called to account.
Labour's NEC Star Chamber finally meets tomorrow to discuss all these deselections for their party, so perhaps we will finally see some root and branch clearance of the deadwood on their backbenches and frontbench to put the Conservatives to shame.
I can't wait.
