The people have spoken - and it's a resounding non-success for me and my cards. You can't win them all, but personally this is an interesting result, because it is so counter-intuitive to everything that has been written or assumed in the past few days that I am sure I got something wrong while reading. The World came out for Labour - if you remember correctly - and even then I didn't spot it. Damn, there go my chances of selling this to a national newspaper so I can keep up the rent on my nesting box.

Lindsay Roy is a Tengmalm's Owl, yesterday. Meanwhile, Morag Balfour is a magpie today.

Vulpes vulpes, meanwhile, can go back to his x-box and prepare for the Quorn Hunt to pay a visit. Or is that Alex Salmond in the field grey and glasses?